–Went to UPS to pick up LIC Ultem buttons, Grace’s Rick & Morty t-shirt, and airway buffs. Turns out the grinder has a 3/4″ arbor, while the buffs have 5/8″ holes. There are 1,471 ways to adapt things, and I’m leaning toward the simplest: drill out the holes in the buffs. Could be dangerous. [edit] On second thought, I doubt either drill will accept a 3/4″ bit.
–Finally won a Metro slider. Won 5 actually, in a button-pushing frenzy. Got refunded for 4.
–Took a shower and shave. That bronze Wolfman is a VERY nice razor, for me anyway.